as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

Going chameleon

The act of being so drunk that your eyes start to drift in opposite directions. Often occurs when you are blacked out.

Megan’s so drunk she’s going chameleon.

by Something Ghetto July 6, 2019

camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.

I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.

by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017

SNAKE CHAMELEON HYBRID

The Snake Chameleon Hybrid will be come everything you want him to be and more.
It is a member of the car business. It likes to steal your customers and keep them for themselves.

Holy Shit, that damn Snake Chameleon Hybrid took another one of my customers and acted as if nothing was wrong!

by Stynch August 7, 2021

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Chameleon

Aw hey, thanks Sam.

Hym "I could have expounded on the chameleon think too by saying 'People who are higher in trait openness are also likely to be less consistent in their personality and women are reliably, ya know... That.' And that way I would get to show off my 10 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEVEL PSYCHOLOGY STUDY! But whatever... Yeah, no, still good. Hey, what's the timeline on me getting my money and-or the fluid drain up out of my brainz? Because unlike the sister from Phineas and Ferg is DO NOT have squirrels in my pants but, rather, fluidz in my brainz. My heralds have all failed me and are all either getting piped down or piping down hoes... Or are having tea with bible nerds but that's- it's fine. That's not a huge deal. Um... Yeah... Fluid in my brainz... Not pleasant and I am the creator of A.I. I feel like I should be getting both credit and moneyz and I don't think I should have to murder children to get either of those things but... You know... Sometimes kids have money, like, in their lil pockets and what-not... Soooo.... Yeah... Give me... My moneyz... Yeah."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Chameleon Eyes

The ability to notice/analyze things that not many cannot.

Xavi has Chameleon Eyes

by JustARandomUserBro February 11, 2024