Filthy Broom

A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.

There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.

by Dew Dropping January 19, 2011

butt broom

the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass

Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush

by allthecash December 2, 2009

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.

I gave that bitch a push broom last night.

by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky July 9, 2007

Double Broom

Double broom: when someone with an ironic mustache goes down on someone with long pubes

When Chris started dating Marty with the big bush, he grew out his mustache so he could give her a double broom.

by weenpeen87 November 13, 2019

holly broome

A weirdo who stalkers people

Holly Broome is a stalker

by Poodle15 November 16, 2019

Broom man

He has a broom and a claw that's it

Broom man hates slappy

by Officalsuperninja March 4, 2021