tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.

Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!

by Merrick July 16, 2008

tarish

Tarish is a language which is spoken by a nomadic people called the Tarish who travel through Great Britain and America.

obatika onana lagusarn, The bad man likes to hunt.

by Lillith November 25, 2004

tardfish

1.A retarded fish.
2.Often used to describe a person acting in a stupid manner.

1. "A tardfish says 'Moo!'"
2. "Joe is dancing for the pigeons again. What a tardfish!"

by Dextra October 13, 2003

Tarvis'd

To be owned by someone named Tarvis.

You were just TARVIS'D

by Andy Winston October 22, 2004

tarishi

Tarishi is one of kind of diamond. She is hard to find since she is always travelling.

One of the tarishi

by Pendupunjabi January 17, 2019

Tardiff

One who hates the Dolphins, Both the famous sports team as well as the animal

"Why do you hate the Dolphins bro ? Your so Tardiff"

by Marino man September 7, 2009

tardspiracy

To beileve in a conspiracy that is so rediculous, the only explanation for it is that you are mentally retarded.

Hey man did you see that 9/11 video? Yeah what a tardspiracy!

by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006