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Taint

It ain't your balls and it ain't your ass, it's right in between.
"The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge"

"Lick my taint you cunt"
by Therealrothman September 12, 2017
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The verb to taint means to spend time somewhere for the purpose of finding the next sexual encounter.

Derived from the noun taint which represents the anatomical area between two sexual parts ( the balls and anus or the vagina and anus).

When a person meets a person online to hook up sometimes they don't like who they met or they meet someone and are still seeking a sexual experience and prefer to avoid going home to go back online before going out again. They haven't yet found the next hookup so they go somewhere to spend the time between hookups and to find the next one. This often occurs at a Starbucks or McDonalds or some other place where there is internet access and where they can look for their next hook up online.
After work I didn't feel like driving home for an hour only to come back to the city, so I just tainted at Starbucks until I found a trick.

The guy looked nothing like his pictures at all, so I just tainted online at McDonalds where I found my current boyfriend David.

When the guy didn't show, why did you go home and have to answer all the questions about going out again. You should have just tainted at the pizza place. They have free Wi-Fi now.
by sexydognyc September 22, 2013
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The narrow area of the body stretching between the anus and the scrotum (men) or vulva (woman).
It is VERY sensitive to touch and the tongue/lips.
Licking the TAINT will drive your partner over the edge of an orgasm.
by polyandrym66 December 16, 2016
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The taint in relation to the human anatomy is the sensitive stretch of skin in between a males genitals and his anus.
In reference to a woman a taint is the stretch of skin in between the base of the Vagina and the anus
Damn Tristan don't blow a Taint.
by A Goocher April 5, 2015
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The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevents a man from shitting on his nuts.
Ole Miss football players like to lick their taints before each game.
by Cal Buell October 28, 2015
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The very very sensitive area between your ball sack and your anus. Also known as your gooch.
"Aw, dude. That chick just kicked Jerome in the taint!"
by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016
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For Men: It "taint" your asshole or your balls, it's the skin in between.
For the Ladies: It "taint" your asshole and vagina, it the skin in between .
Daughter, "I pulled a muscle."
Mom, "What did you pull?"
Daughter, "That area between your asshole and vagina. "
Mother, "Your taint!"
Daughter, "Ohhh, that makes sense."
by Trucker Mel September 21, 2016
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