System of a Down fan

A lot of people are saying that we're all stupid and believe anything the band says ("Wake up! Grab a brush and put on a little make up! Hide the scars to fade away the shake up! Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable!") BUT! A true SOADfan:

-Uses proper spelling/grammar.
-Is open-minded to other people and their music.
-MIGHT call a person an "ignorant, mainstream music shithead" only if the person says something along the lines of, "System of a Down? I hate them. They're nothing but pointless screaming." ← That is ammo for arsenal.
-Fairly up-to-date on current politics/world affairs/news.
-Can have a debate, not an argument.
-Possibly registered on the site SOADfans.com.
-Does not shove ideas and beliefs down others throats.

All others who claim to be fans but don't abide by these qualifiers are probably just posing assholes who want to seem smart. Don't get the two confused.

Person: So what else do you listen to?
SOADfan: System of a Down.
Person: Ew, I hate them!
SOADfan: Why?
Person: They just scream about shit!
System of a Down fan: Right. Because singing about genocide and getting no recognition of said genocide is shit. Gotcha.
Person: Oh...that's what they were screaming about?
SOADfan: I'll leave you to do some homework ;)

by Dika August 10, 2008

two party political system

A politician's idea of a joke. No matter how badly they mess things up they're always in power under this system.
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Election day again... why don't I feel like voting?

Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.

Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.

by waynekerrr March 3, 2011

the system

The government, the police, or any other unconquerable authority figure.

Kobe aint guilty, he's just a victim of the system.

It's the system...they be out to get us black people.

by Me February 28, 2004

The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck

According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"

by betterlivingthroughsarcasm October 23, 2009

system of a down

One of the very few unique bands, both lyrically and musically. They are nu-metal, although different from most other nu-metal, mainly in the sense that they're good. I know people who listen to death metal and they agree that System of a Down is a good band. Anyone who calls them "pop" obviously hasn't heard any of their songs, or just wants to be "cool" by putting something controversial in an online dictionary. Although System of a Down has entered the mainstream after the release of Toxicity, it has still maintained a good, unique sound, although gaining many unwanted poser fans.

System of a Down has deep, meaningful lyrics, good vocals, and a unique sound, unlike most other nu-metal. Good thing I can understand the lyrics, unlike many posers who pretend to like them since they saw part of "Aerials" on MTV.

by Ben January 6, 2004

system in my eyes

You understand something perfectly

You perfectly understand how a mechanical device works

You perfectly understand a task you've been given and know how to complete it

Luke: so you think you can fix my car engine?

Danni: yeah mate no problem.

Luke: how do you know what to do?

Danni: well iv done it before so iv practically got system in my eyes

by Danni101 December 17, 2011

system clown

Someone with extremely linear way of thinking.
Someone who despises change.
This kind of person contradicts the advancement of society in all fields.
It could be over politics, religion, race, or how to build a tub.

system clown from the year 1900 - EUGENICS EZ T3H WIN.

by eddyeddyb March 10, 2013