Two-shoot salute

When two military officers straddle a coffin during its lowering to salute and relieve their sexual juices.

Gary died last week. His brother Murray and father Paul we so kind and gave him a two-shoot salute.

by Dr Help October 31, 2021

Gooby Scoot

Gooby Scoot has a very loose definition.

You could call someone Gooby Scoot when someone is being silly or cute.

“You little Gooby Scoot!”
“Hello Gooby Scoot!”

by teacat985 January 22, 2023

boot n scoot

vomiting at a residence other than your own and then leaving before anyone notices.

That new years eve party was awesome until Rachel pulled the old boot n scoot.

by phantomxx January 2, 2010

Oh Shoot!

The phrase used in response to something surprising, awesome, or cool. It can also be used when an individual is excited or in shock at something. The phrase is also used when running into a friend in order to show an individual's happiness to see a friend. The phrase originated from the guy who does not like the legendary Nigel the Pig.

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Did you see that guy with the scooter that wouldn't start? Yo it had a bird nest inside it or something?

Guy 2: Yo I think there was a squirrel inside it.

Guy 3: Oh Shoot! Here comes mah boy!

Guy 4: Oh Shoot! Guy 3! Yo what up!

Guy 5: Yo! Its ya boy! Guy 5!

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo what up!

Girl 1: Hey Guy 2!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Girl 1!

Girl 2: Yo hows Nigel Guy 1?

Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Yo the pig is good!

Guy 3: Yo I dont like the pig

Anthony Favata: Oh Shoot! My nephew, the pig! Yo chill out Guy 3, its just a pig!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Yo theres vigilante

Girl 3: The Vigilante!

*playing apples to apples*

Guy 1: WERE DDDUUUUKKIN NOW BBBBOOOOOYYYYYS!!

Guy 4: Alright lets see what we got here guys! Apples, Cleopatra, The 60's, The Universe, Richard Nixon, Aliens, and Guinea Pigs

Guy 4: Ima go with Guinea Pigs

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Thats me!

Guy 1: You asshole!!

Guy 3: Oh Shoot! Guy 2 won!

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Its ya boy!

by OhShoot!yowhatup December 26, 2013

scoot jockey

A rider of motorcycles. Used heavily in the film Mad Max to describe the biker gang.

He's a twisto bikey, a scoot jockey.

by Veinsand Asquirt November 26, 2007

shoot me a text

Sending a text message.

Hey, just shoot me a text sometime.

by That_One_Lissandra_Main November 14, 2015

shoot up

v. To inject drugs intravenously.

See also bang,boot up

Watching my friends shoot up always transfixes me, although I'd never do it myself.

by Holly-Day February 2, 2004