Gutter Swimming

changing your clocks for day light savings time

At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

let's go swimming

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

swimmingly swell

things that are going really too easy and exceptionally well

the job i got is swimmingly swell

by artc March 4, 2009

swiming

Swiming, /schwī'mɪ̈ng/,(goblin): a ritual water sport engaged in by the goblin race approximately 30,000 years ago during the Mattonian age. Every winter, participants were pitted against one another in a contest of bravery. archaeologists can only speculate from ancient translations of stone tablets that the maturity rite began with an affirmation of fertility, known as the "clasping of hands". after the clasping of hands the goblins seek out a wet dark environment, like an aquatic cave, under a bridge or waterfall. the rest of the ritual is shrouded in esoteric knowledge and secrecy. it appears a main element of the mythology centered around grunt beetle larvae. grunt beetles lie hibernating in logs during the winter, and so their aphrodisiac secretions remain acutely potent in their glands. unfortunately not much is known about the actual competition except that it appears the grunt beetle larvae were massaged into the gonads of one's rival. it's unclear how victory was declared and defeat was recognized, but everyone leaves the cave a winner

After the last time we went swiming, we all agreed to never mention it again

by Dr. Theocratus Humboldton January 23, 2013

Swimming in the soy sauce

To go against popular belief in a reckless or aggressive mannerthat ultimately leads to social ostracization.
To say something unpopularly savage.

David asked a group girls if they wanted to suck his dick. Needless to say, he was swimming in the soy sauce.

by Rash boat May 31, 2016

Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019

Swimming in own shit

Refers to someone who talk’s a lot of shit, and is unable to swim their way out if it.

Danielle was swimming in own shit.

by White Bread Sourdough March 10, 2021