sweesie

Someone who has everything going for them.

Greg, he is so sweesie.

by Senior sweesie October 20, 2013

swedish subway

when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet

my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him

by king subway swimmer February 22, 2014

Swedish Alarm Clock

When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.

"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"

by downtownphxguy May 13, 2015

Swedish cuddle

An embrace in which one person reaches around and inserts a thumb into the others anus.

Sally and Matt were spooning when she lent in and hit him with a Swedish cuddle.

by bigredmatt May 16, 2015

swedish doorknob

When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.

When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.

by Demon fist January 17, 2017

Swedish Stallion

A nickname for the Dutchman Thijs The Retard.

Hey have you seen that Swedish Stallions Giant hooves

by SwedeStallyxo June 11, 2018

Swedish Postcard

The act of taking a dump in a box and mailing it to your boss or another important person.

Joe: “I am so mad at my boss!”
Bob: “Man, you should send that bitch a Swedish Postcard!”

by DirtyD07 March 6, 2019