Swearing

A group of words that can't be told to people under 13

sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021

sleating

slaying and eating . ONLY TO USE BY PEOPLE WITH BUSSY AND PUSSY

i’m sleating rn with my bussy

by dhruvie (and others that slay) January 20, 2023

pop seating

When someone is in a anal position with their spouse.
Could also be for popping a pill or some type of drug.

Why are you pop seating?

by dsayw June 28, 2022

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

sweating like a rapist

to sweat a huge amount

man it's so hot im sweating like a rapist

by d to the avo March 19, 2008

sweatiquette

the act of cleaning up gym equipment after use so that the next person is not subjected to sweat and other bodily fluids

Man, I need to find the last guy who used this bench press. He didn't clean up after himself. Someone needs to teach that dude proper sweatiquette.

by jaggd1 October 8, 2009

Swearingen

The best type of family in the world. You automatically want to be friends with the Swearingens. Swearingen children are the best behaved and most beautiful girls.

Girl: dad I met the nicest most beautiful girl ever.
Dad: what’s her name.
Girl: Halle Swearingen
Dad: oh she’s a swearingen that makes more sense

by Halleisthebestintheworld September 28, 2019