Sweaty O'Kane

The act of masturbating inside a parked car during hot summer months.

Kurt: Where's John?
Billy: Out in the Tahoe, pulling a Sweaty O'Kane.

by Window_Licker_69 June 3, 2019

Turtleneck Sweater

(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.

Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."

Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"

Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"

by Kangarilla September 30, 2014

soup sweats

The sweaty forehead you get after drinking two boiling cups of ramen.

"Dude are you ok? Why are you so sweaty". "I'm fine, I just have the soup sweats."

by Macdaddyalex December 14, 2015

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman. From the show The Detour.

"I searched the web and found the following for sweaty lava..."

by A.Warm May 30, 2016

out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

by beaner2 June 15, 2006

don't sweat the small stuff

don't get annoyed by the litle things in life

Boozer: Yo man I just lost two bucks gambling

Me: Hey, don't sweat the small stuff man, it's only two dollars.

by d'fo March 24, 2004