“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”
“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”
“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“
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Get the survive mug.A perplexing reference condition where your SURVIVAL is divided into purpose within the same EVENT which is they are saving you TO survive TO DIE or go to PRISON OR survive TO LIVE in CONFUSION and eventually FACE PHYSICAL CASTRATION front and back.
It is a scary condition for some people as they are caught everyday in a SURVIVAL PARALLEX which is quite a FUCKING of one's EXISTENCE.
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Ignorant individual: survival craft is just another generic Minecraft knockoff!
Smart individual: actually, survival craft is a game in itself with different features and mechanics
Smart individual: actually, survival craft is a game in itself with different features and mechanics
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used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
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Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
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Get the survival of the fisted mug.Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.
Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."
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