Superman Dat Bro

When your boyfriend is sleeping over and he refuses to get his gay on while awake, wait 'till he's sleeping, do ejaculate on his back - then carefully place your satin sheets on the puddle of man goo. Come morning your boyfriend is the talk of the town, and ready for the catwalk with his fancy new cape. just like your boy superman!!

"Oh, Lopez is coming over? SUPERMAN DAT BRO!!"

by Bill Ington August 1, 2008

Superman syndrome

Personality or character trait, implying one or both of the following:

A) the workaholick: the person tries to be a perfectionist or one-man-army, accomplishing as much as possible him/herself;

B) the saviour: the person constantly feels the urge to try and help or "save" others, comforting them in times of distress whenever possible.

A)
1: uh, the photocopier just broke down.
2: cool, i'm on it.
1: and the sales meeting is about to fall apart.
2: let me talk to the client.
1: AND your secretary is about to go into labour!
2: great, just send in the client while i deliver her baby.
1: dude, who do you think you are, Superman!?

B)
1: hey, that girl's really screwed up. i wonder if i could help her change..that'd be really hot.
2: da hell? you tryin' to save her? what, you have Superman syndrome or something?

by Superman Syndrome April 23, 2009

Superman Cock

When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.

Thank god for the ol Superman Cock, or this hoe would have laughed at me.

by Kit Cloud Kicker December 30, 2008

Superman Complex

When you give yourself an unhealthy feeling of responsibility. Feeling you need to save everyone around you and that no one can do their job better than you can do it yourself.

Bob: Hey Jim... wanna play ball after work?

Jim: I can't... I have to stay overtime to make sure everything is set for the next shift. I have to do what everyone else didn't do good enough and then I have to go home and study right after I help my little brother study.

Bob: You better calm down... that Superman Complex is gunna stress you out.

Jim: Well I masturbate a lot.

Bob: Oh.... well that helps...

by rattlesnake 3:16 August 8, 2008

superman bungee manuver

Attach bungee cord to ceiling. Have the naked girl turn unsidedown with her legs spread eagle. You may want to prop her up against something like a chair, pillow, etc. Have the male climb a ladder with the bungee attached to him and swoop down right into the hole like an eagle eyeing its prey. Swoop(going in for the kill), doink!!!(hitting your target) uhhhhh!!!(chick), woosh!!! (like superman flying away, he comes quick, satisfies your needs and before you know it he's gone). Note: must have good aim with pecker or else someone may get hurt, crunching your pecker on the floor, bed, chair may never let you have children. Created by wes tanya and matt

my dog was watching me perform the superman bungee maneuver on this hot chick, when the ceiling caved in and two heveanly bodies fell from the apartment above......we decided to have an orgy and do the filthy wes instead.

by wes, matt and tanya January 15, 2004

Superman wedgie

Given a wedgie and flown around by the wedgie

I got a superman wedgie from my older brother he flow me for an hour. It hurt like hell!!!!!

by Wedgie Dude June 1, 2009

superman's dead

Used in retailiation, the female version of the superman. She removes her tampon during her menstral cycle and proceeds to rub the tampon on his back followed by pressing a sheet to his back and allowing it to dry. Thus in the morning the bloody sheet is stuck to his back looking as though superman has been mortally injured.

Coco was pissed that her boyfriend gave her a Superman she got back at him with Superman's Dead.

by VIP Gangsta January 19, 2008