Kevin's Submarine

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Kevin's Submarine causes pain

by pluck my pubes September 1, 2020

Turkish Submarine

The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.

"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"

"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."

by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013

Vaginal Submarine

Penis

With his vaginal submarine, he knocked at her door.

by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015

Rusty Submarine

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.

Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.

by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015

butt submarine

Heavy fecal projectiles that's surfaced in the toliet after being launched from the anus usually after a long traffic jam in the intestines

Bob finally released some butt submarines after the bottleneck in the bowels begain to break up

by BIG T 49 January 30, 2021

Submarine parent

Parent who lurks beneath the surface but emerges unexpectedly just at the right time.

Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."

"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark

by TTZman October 6, 2015

midnight submarine

The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up

I woke up last night and gave the wife the old midnight submarine

by Munkiee September 12, 2013