When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.
by GreatMcGoogler March 28, 2015
When you call a support call center, and you can't understand what they're saying so you shove the phone up your ass and fart loudly to see how they feel.
I tried to fix my computer yesterday and couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying, so I gave myself an Indian submarine.
by Dickcheeseforrabbits August 11, 2017
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by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 16, 2015
Heavy fecal projectiles that's surfaced in the toliet after being launched from the anus usually after a long traffic jam in the intestines
by BIG T 49 January 30, 2021
The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up
by Munkiee September 12, 2013