honey stump

The last slice of bread toasted with honey and butter

"hey nicole can i have a honey stump"

by S a M November 24, 2006

Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 23, 2012

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stumpfucked

To be furiously fucked with the gnarled stump of an amputee.

I met this guy Raul at the bar, we went to his house and he took off his fake leg and stumpfucked the shit outta me!

by Rev. Steve P. lll December 17, 2008

Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.

"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"

by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008

stumping

A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.

I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.

by Madronin September 14, 2008

patrick stump

Lead singer of punk ass sexifyed OMGaaaahhhhh band Fall Out boy

He has side burns that could warm anyone up

He looks like My friend jack *dances*

www.falloutboyrock.com

Example: patrick stump is like so HAAAAAAAAWWWT. When you hear anyone say this (and you will) they are on about the singer from Fall out boy

by *~*Lil.Suicidal.Emo.Kid*~* April 15, 2006