stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017

Stamped

A word that is brother and sister to"facts" Or "No Cap". A philly term.

"Bro, Stamped that girl last night was funny!" . "My dad promised he would take us to the mall, He stamped it !"

by luhdope June 6, 2018

Slumped kiwi

A sexy person who plays minecraft on ps3 and has a friend named alijah and he has all the bitches no matter he’s mr steal yo girl

Damn that’s slumped kiwi I thought he was ugly damn he’s got as fuck

by Definitely not slumped kiwi June 12, 2018

stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019

slumped

When you fall in a position where your body looks broken or crooked.

My cousin was bouncing on a trampoline when he fell and got slumped.

by Smb_Nation March 9, 2020

Sumped

The act of preforming gay sex in a drainage pit to please your wife's political wishes.

Wok watched as her husband got sumped by several men. This was done to teach him equality with the homosexual community.

by SonOfGatz October 13, 2020