Stumped

A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!

by The Real Shwa May 18, 2009

Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005

Stupak

Dipshit, numbnuts, someone who really has shit for his brains, someone who comes up with lame ideas.

Don't be a stupak, you are making us look like idiots!

by Monkeybutt8 November 13, 2009

stump grinder

To recive oral sex from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.

My johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.

by desert ace, stroker ace June 7, 2011

stumpycock

1: A town in southwest Wiltshire to which you should never go unless you want to shorten your manhood.

Can also be used as an insult in the same way.

"So we were like getting changed at the pool and i looked at him and said "Shit Alan, you never told me you took a fuckin' visit to stumpycock," and then he twatted me with a shovel."

by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

stump chewer

dick sucker, ass licker/kisser

person 1 ;"i hear martin's been promoted". person 2 "yeah it helps being a stump chewer".

by trainface May 24, 2011

StumpTease

An incredibly fugly bitch

"That tramp couldn't turn on a stump!"
"Yeah, what a fuckin' StumpTease."

by BitchCrackerGuy September 5, 2011