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sucker stroking

Reminicing over past relationships; missing a female/male partner. Usually always involves R&B music mostly older songs. Also the last step before drunk dialing.
Man Flip be over there listening to Mary J. and texting his ex straight sucker stroking.
by Flip906 December 20, 2013
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Blame Storming

Where an organisation gets toether to pick out a suitable excuse or scapegoat.
After a good blame storming session Doctor Martins shoe company decided to blame the job losses on the effects of 9/11.
by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003
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Starfish Stroking

The act of stroking one's anus in time to the beat of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.
"Wheres Jonny, I swear I saw him stroking his starfish in the pantry"
by Will Baxter May 15, 2003
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stemming the rose

From Brokeback Mountain, Ennis and Jake's boss says - "You guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysit the sheep, while you stemmed the rose"

Stemming the rose
by PhilDM1 January 10, 2009
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Stemming

Stemming itself, is the act of anal sex, whilst the "receiver" has chronic, unstoppable diarrhoea, therefore "stemming" the flow. Beware of projectile sprays, and the preparation of plastic sheeting beforehand is a very commonly held practice.

Stemming is something beautiful that occurs between either straight couples, or gay men. It is generally the man, or the "daddy" doing the stemming, as the woman needs an extra attachment to make it work, therefore making it less popular.

Warning: Be conscious of causing an unintentional rose-bud, or pink sock. These events are widely known to be very disconcerting.
Example 1;

Man 1 enters room, and gags/vomits uncontrollably, "Oh my god, this room is vile... and the smell!"

Man 2, "Oh yeah, I brought this filthy bitch back last night and I was stemming her all night... I should probably clean this mess up."

Example 2;

Man 1, "Did I tell about what happened last night? Oh dear... My girlfriend had chronic diarrhoea for hours, and the only thing I could think of to stop it was shoving my cock in her arse!"

Man 2, "Urgh?!? Really?! You stemmed her?"

Man 1, with a big shitty grin on his face, "Yeah, it did surprise her... and she's still cleaning up the mess now. Haha!"

Man 2, "Filthy bitch."
by MasterNameless July 11, 2011
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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Strumming the banjo

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.
by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015
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