A woman who accompanies a man to age-inappropriate events to assure parents that he is trying to recapture his inner child, not capture a child.
I really want to play with those goats, but if I don't bring my kid into this petting zoo, I better at least bring a stroller so no one calls the cops.
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* student eating on the couch in the hall*
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*
* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*
* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
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Stroflex –
Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/
Proper Noun –
COO
Noun –
The action or state of stroflexing
Verb –
To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.
Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck
Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/
Proper Noun –
COO
Noun –
The action or state of stroflexing
Verb –
To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.
Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck
Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.
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It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011
Get the yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled mug.When someone scrolls down the side of youtube to find new songs or videos can be upheld when talking about yourself or can be used against someone
Person A: where did you find that new song
Person B: i youtube scrolled
PersonA: nice
alternatively
LPerson A: you only find these new songs because you youtube scroll you beg
Person B: i youtube scrolled
PersonA: nice
alternatively
LPerson A: you only find these new songs because you youtube scroll you beg
by Mr monoxide September 14, 2011
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