I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.
by hogman September 26, 2005
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A statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty.
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Anyone who looks or acts like the bums that hang around at stations but are not actually bums. The most distinguishing feature of a station rat is the smell - they smell as if they have smoked and eaten garlic for the past six years and not bathed once. This means you, station rat.
Station rat one: Gee, Dylan, yo smell like a kajigger!
Station rat two: thanks, Deanne, you too!
Station rat three: hey dudes! hows it smellin'?
Station rat one and two: hey roland
Station rat one: you smell like you've slept in a ditch full of cigarettes and bums
Station rat three: i haven't
Station rat two: i have
Other station rats: ........
Station rat two: thanks, Deanne, you too!
Station rat three: hey dudes! hows it smellin'?
Station rat one and two: hey roland
Station rat one: you smell like you've slept in a ditch full of cigarettes and bums
Station rat three: i haven't
Station rat two: i have
Other station rats: ........
by Ratta June 17, 2006
Get the station rats mug.Station Camp High School is a high school called Station Camp. It is located in the southwest corner of Gallatin. The average body count of a female at this divine establishment came in at roughly 19.4 in the August 2021 AP Poll. Students are often found using illegal drugs such as Black Tar Heroin, Cocaine, Weed, Bath Salts, and other damaging substances. Parties with students at this school are relatively boring, but filled with loads of drunk sex. According to the FBI, 1 in 15 males at this school have commited some form of passive rape at a party. 22 females here own 80% of the Body Count Share here(917 bodies). 1 in 3 students drink during the school day. Roughly 91% of students here have financially benefited from the prosperity and wealth of their fathers. An analyst from NBC stated that "if you are in dire need of vagina, this is the place to be." It is said that the females of the class of 2023 are always willing to gargle on every inch of your veiny cock.
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Get the Station Camp High School mug.Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.
The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.
See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
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Get the statisticock mug.An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.
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