A modern adaptation of 'Straight to DVD', it's when a movie is so terrible and low-grossing that it doesn't even get a physical DVD release, rather goes exclusively to streaming services such as Netflix. They are typically made by failed art students with a $1000 budget and premiered at some film festival in a town you never heard of.
by sex_penis_lol July 15, 2020
spicy straight is a term girls use when they aren’t bi but think women are pretty. they say this because they “hate” men. they would never date a girl. this term is very invalidating towards lesbians and bisexual women because being lgbt isn’t a trend for people who “hate” men. please respect lesbians and bisexual women and don’t use this term.
girl 1 what’s your sexuality?
girl 2 i’m spicy straight
girl 1 oh, so you invalidate lesbians and bisexual women?
girl 2 i’m spicy straight
girl 1 oh, so you invalidate lesbians and bisexual women?
by lovenothate July 19, 2020
by NuttyNigel December 13, 2009
by niggerjoe October 29, 2012
when your for you page is full of shirtless teenage boys, dancing, povs and mainly the hype house(in other words fucking boring). it has nothing to do with your sexuality.
person 1: so what’s on your for you page?
person 2: it’s just charli.
person 1: ohh so you’re on straight tiktok!
person 2: it’s just charli.
person 1: ohh so you’re on straight tiktok!
by youwillbemybae June 08, 2020
Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.
Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."
*awkward pause*
Bro: "Um.. thanks.."
*hot girl walks by*
Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"
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The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
*awkward pause*
Bro: "Um.. thanks.."
*hot girl walks by*
Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"
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The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009
by E. Keriakos September 19, 2006