organic straight

preference of the opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and fake genders.

Ken is an organic straight dude.

by organic_straight_dude March 9, 2021

spicy straight

spicy straight is a term girls use when they aren’t bi but think women are pretty. they say this because they “hate” men. they would never date a girl. this term is very invalidating towards lesbians and bisexual women because being lgbt isn’t a trend for people who “hate” men. please respect lesbians and bisexual women and don’t use this term.

girl 1 what’s your sexuality?

girl 2 i’m spicy straight

girl 1 oh, so you invalidate lesbians and bisexual women?

by lovenothate July 19, 2020

straight goddess

a girl that is perfect in every physical way

Joe: WOW that girls really hot.
Steve: Yeah, she's straight goddess

by NuttyNigel December 13, 2009

Straight Couchin

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

straight tiktok

when your for you page is full of shirtless teenage boys, dancing, povs and mainly the hype house(in other words fucking boring). it has nothing to do with your sexuality.

person 1: so what’s on your for you page?
person 2: it’s just charli.
person 1: ohh so you’re on straight tiktok!

by youwillbemybae June 8, 2020

straight cred

Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.

Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."

*awkward pause*

Bro: "Um.. thanks.."

*hot girl walks by*

Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"

--

The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.

by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009

straight shooter

n. Informal.

One who is honest and forthright.

He never lies, he is a straight shooter.

by E. Keriakos September 19, 2006