Stritching

The word used when Peter Gabriel tries to say 'stretching' but clearly doesn't have the capacity to do so'

'Peter can you say stretching for us?'

'No, sorry, best I can do is stritching'

by Killer_Vybz February 1, 2023

Cherry Stirring

to finger a girl while she's on her period.

One time this drunk girl didn't tell me she was on her period when we were hooking up, I didn't care so I started cherry stirring her.

by medusaaf July 17, 2015

Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.

Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."

by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021

Will Smithing

A sexual act between consenting adults where the one partner slaps the face of the other partner and then sits down and yells "Get my dick in your mother fucking mouth".

Dude 1 - She seems open to a little S&M.

Dude 2 - Oh yeah, we do a little Will Smithing to mix it up a bit and keep it exciting.

by Spudsy G April 8, 2022

All about the up skirting

When all a guy thinks about is looking up a girls skirt

Hey stop that peeping tom hes all about the up skirting.

by RawRkitten1713 August 9, 2010

your powers of observation are startling

Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!

Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.

by Hooliganway April 22, 2021

Starting a Ryan

A rumor, that sounds like it could be true in some strange way but turns out to be false.

Idiot: I heard Nintendo bought over Xbox
Gulible Guy: Really?
Sane Person:Nah, he's starting a ryan.

by Spudinator497 June 28, 2008