STAT

Home of the Falcons, Woodinville Highschool brings it upon them selves to categorize even within the group of jocks. STAT is exclusively for the douchbags as it stands for SEXY TALL ATHLETIC ON TEAM. Pretty much if ur in STAT ur “da shit” however if ur in GOT or ROT not so much. Perfect for homophobic white woodinville, GOT stands for GAYEST ON TEAM. And then there is ROT... not sure how or when this became a thing but pretty much the stoners and clowns on the team found a catagory for themselves, and that is Redneck on team. Pretty much for the people going nowhere in life after highschool....

Woodinville Highschool- the home for the mighty falcons but only really a home if ur white, rich, skinny, smoke weed, the girls are obsessed with vodka and throwing themselves at guys, the dudes only care about getting sloppy top, making fun of others, and their sports. STAT

by Purplehairdontcare February 16, 2019

Stats geek

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.

The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020

batt stat

battery status (percentage of battery charge remaining)

I need to sign off until I can plug my phone in. My batt stat is at 1%.

by Organist_USA March 30, 2024

Hoe stat

The status of being a hoe

Dude 1: Dude, did u hear that mia fucked the whole football team?
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat

by SwagMasta42069 April 20, 2021

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

stat wars

the guy who made fysc popular and everyone forgot about because the fysc stuff broke.

Wow! Stat Wars is streaming today! Forget HEXZD!

by NyloxGYTLOL May 12, 2024