Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent

Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009

salted

When you are extremely high

I'm so salted" "I was salted"

by roxxyy March 9, 2009

Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.

Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.

by tombot5000 September 23, 2010

Salted down

To be killed in a gun fight etc.

He got salted down.

by Judge dredd7 December 28, 2011

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.

jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.

by billferd January 1, 2014

salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time

"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"

by snotalie August 17, 2016

salted

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016