When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue
by Big aldo July 13, 2018

John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"
Jack: British Standard...
Jack: British Standard...
by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022

With whom you think you're romantically compatible.
by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016

Legislation passed in 2010 after hooks up with girls your bed wouldn't approve of. Prohibits sexual acts with women who are not up to a certain level of hotness.
by standrds23433 April 28, 2011

by CHUCK FINA Fort Wayne,IN April 18, 2009

A computer standard which changes to meet current demand -- trading out the benefits of versioning systems for the benefits of trailblazing.
by JMC43 June 25, 2018

When somebody tells you not to talk about anybody's business, then they go and tell everybody about a secret being out because they have no self control over their own mouth.
The loudmouth didn't blurt anything out about her own double standards, but was quick to blurt something out about everyone else's that ever met her, so hopefully those new people she was meeting already knew that about her.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
