Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013

Push a pearl out that squirrel

The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.

Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.

by Sexducator August 8, 2012

squirrel's nest

A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.

Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.

by Monte Pace April 26, 2008

squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

by omg! September 19, 2003

Squirrel

Brown furry Douchebags, may look cute but they will rule The universe in 15 years

Hey look a squirrel! Oh, its building a warmachine

by WouldyouF May 20, 2019

punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

by Schnooge July 9, 2004