COVID Squeeze

When your girl has covid and squeezes her pussy tightly around your cock while she coughs during sex.

Kept trying to make he cough last night so she’d give me a covid squeeze.

My girls pissed because I came too quick, but she gave me a covid squeeze and I couldn’t pull out.

by Probation Cocktails December 28, 2020

Squeezing Maltesers

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

wein squeeze

v. to receive a hand job
n. hand job

Friend 1: How was your night last night with Jill?
Friend 2: It was pretty good, but I only got a wein squeeze out of the deal.

by L. Cullen April 13, 2011

reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.

Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.

by jabooty slayer March 19, 2022

Champ Squeeze

To squeeze hands like a champion; The act of clasping your hands and shifting them from the left side of your body to the right and back again in an act of personal celebration or in a moment of accomplishment; a physical body gesture that says "Bravo!"; used a means of offering congraulations or "kudos" to another person.

Greg was seen giving a champ squeeze on the podium after placing first in the race.

by Piper Tyson January 17, 2013

My squeeze

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me

by Drpepper2111 August 31, 2015

squeeze a rumble

when your holding in a lot of pee and finally let it out

jeff: i have to go squeeze a rumble

hannah: is it because of all that apple juice you drank?

by yourmom.net November 2, 2019