Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008

sposta

a word short for supost to

I was sposta go to work last night

by redneck dumbass June 8, 2005

Spont-On

An Unwanted Erection, purely for the annoyance and anguish of the embarrassed owner.

Commonly shortened to "spont","sponty" or "sponer" (spow-nerr)

"Goeffrey, it has come to my attention that throughout this entire car journey you have been wielding a Spont-On worthy of documentation"

"Oh Isiah, what an embarrassment. I do implore you forgive me my good friend"

"You are forgiven, now enjoy it while it lasts, my friend"

by Randomflapjack March 4, 2008

spoit

(v.) to ejaculate
(n.) semen

(v.) I pulled out and spoited in her hair.
(n.) "I can't wash all of this spoit out of my hair!"

by t-marto October 26, 2006

spastisism

A term used to define those that undertake spastic challenges eg pash odessy

Dude, don't bother - she's suffering from a hard case of spastisism!

by DaRKoN_ December 18, 2004

Spontainiality

spontainious personality, someone who is random, something that is random, an unpredictable person/thing.

"He/She is full of spontainiality".
"I love spontainiality".
"Spontainiality is a way of life".

by Weezbly July 25, 2007

spastitard

meaning mentally ill spastic and retarded

girl 1:jay is spastitard
girl2: yer so daniel

by samandmillfurrr June 5, 2009