Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

Sponer

A sponer is when a dude is wearing a speedo and he has a fucking huge boner
It is just completly noticable
And very HARD to hide!

Person 1"LOL did you just see that dude walk past!"

Person 2"ya no one could have missed that HUGE sponer"

by Ilivu December 28, 2009

spoonemout

Term used when confronted with a cleavage of tempting promise as an encouragement to cleavagee to display their ample busoms in their entirity. Originating from the sound on a Bird's Trifle ad where a large portion of tasty dessert is prised out of a well presented dish.

'My dear you look most becoming in that evening dress, any danger of an impromptu spoonemout?'

by Emnonwodog February 13, 2010

Spoofner

A word that means i feel incredible amounts of love for you right now. Meaning I love you but X100. Its is only to be used when someone does something uber special and you just cannot contain your amounts of love.

ex. oh man. spoofner. thats all i can say.
ex. SPOOFNER <3

by frenchfry(: November 4, 2012

Spooterpilla

A fetish which includes filling a bathtub with poisonous fuzzy caterpillars and bathing in it.

"Did you hear she is in the hospital again? This Spooterpilla fetish is really getting out of hand!"

by percisi0n August 17, 2017

sooner drip

When one puts lighter fluid up their asshole and then proceeds to squat over a fire.

Big mike burned his ass hairs trying to sooner drip.

by Asseater37 February 2, 2018

Spoondrift

Spray blown up from the surface of the sea

The mist from the spoondrift made our clothes wet

by Amethyst563 November 5, 2020