gentle surgery

Spy x Medic, a ship created in the Team Fortress 2 community.

- have you seen the gentle surgery porn?
- yh bro it was fire

by anonymous September 21, 2023

Mullet Reassignment Surgery

When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.

"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."

by Big Danny T January 29, 2014

Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

They did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape

Hey Jeff they did surgery on a grape

by Lets_obtain_this_grain November 30, 2018

Big Weiner Surgery

slang for any unnecessary purchase made for the sole purpose of overcompensating for insecurity

John says he's getting his truck lifted but we all know he can't afford a big weiner surgery like that.

by zomplexx March 29, 2022

Ghetto Surgery

When one gets stabbed or slashed on the street with a knife.

"Mate did you see that guy who stabbed last night? Man, he got some Ghetto Surgery"

by Jalce August 28, 2009

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017