sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.

"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."

by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007

splifta

another word for splif

fuck this lets go for a splifta

by Bobmarley June 7, 2003

spliff

a joint;
specifically, a cone shaped joint that is somewhat large and impressively rolled.

(when presenting)
el spliff!

by spliff master June 9, 2003

fat spliff

An especially large spliff.

"woah man, this is a fat spliff. i'm gonna google what we should do with this thing"
"just smoke it"
"yeah man just wait a second"
"you arent gonna find anything"
"wait ok. so i think we should smoke it."
"OK COOL"

by fatspliffs4lyfe November 27, 2013

spliff

a marijuana cigartette, esp. rolled with tobacco a la europe

Bid you to have any spliff, mon?

by Chuck March 31, 2003