Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

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Ball Batter Splatter

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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Baby batter splatter

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby
We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter
by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021
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chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter
by jvermin November 28, 2007
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Splatter Chunk Queef

n. The foul semi-solid chunklets that explode from a woman's sex-hole after a big fat dick has pumped that pussy purple.
After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.
by Chunkmaster90 February 05, 2010
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Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"
by Rock it February 16, 2010
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