splats

i get too many girls

yo bro where the hoes at. Bro you know i got splats they coming over right now

by sheeeshgangy.@ January 23, 2022

Poop-splat

Diarrhea

I got the poop-splat

by MartoTTown April 5, 2022

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

A word used to express a character in the Netflix movie "We Can Be Heroes" spraying her diarrhoea everywhere with her liquid controlling powers

im going to Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

by skydaddymb12 August 11, 2021

Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

Splat

Used as a codeword for cumming on someone's ass. Often applied in polite company when you would like to talk dirty. Also indicated with a hand gesture ushering out two clenched fist into open 5 hands.

Man: ahh I wish your family wasn't here or I would splat all over you right now!

by Jadenmasongray July 15, 2019

Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024