spasmo

a tik toker who is a spastic gets the name spasmo because of motto motto ( spastic and motto motto mixed )

tik toker: is that a plane?

normal person: no, that’s a cow you spasmo

by Kara M March 27, 2019

Splash Cache

The place in a woman’s mind where she keeps her sexually desired people and fantasies to access during any time of passion with either herself or others. I.e., the female equivalent of the “Spank Bank”

Oh man, Cate Blanchett is super hot in Ocean’s 8. She is definitely in my Splash Cache

by SpaceGirlK May 29, 2019

shamu splash

When a man ejaculates into a womans pie hole and she proceeds to spray it back into his face as revenge.

Pssshhhhhh - I shamu splashed you bitch!

by caitatron June 26, 2009

Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 18, 2018

U Splash?

U Splash? Sprite

U Splash? Mike

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

Splash

What you say when your jumpshot is extra wet. When the ball goes through the net perfectly and the net comes back up through the rim making that almost "splash" like sound. Next time you have a wet jumpshot in the gym, and you're splashing on the opposing team, simply say "Splash" as the ball leaves your hand, sure enough to anger other players and make you look like a total badass at the same time.

As Bill came to the gym and started to warm up he quickly realized his jumpshot was super-wet. When he joined a game he immediately started to splash on the other team.

Dude, we got splashed on today. This guy was splashing from Reggie Miller range.

by ryan3123 March 16, 2011