DasWonton's definitions

Fat Man and Little Boy

Nukes.

Japanese: Fugg, Fat Man and Little Boy be dropped on our gay ass country.

by DasWonton January 25, 2019

play among us

A sexual act where two people 69 while fingering each other in the ass.

Friend 1: Let's play among us
Friend 2: *jerma sus*

by DasWonton February 19, 2021

One Sum

Masturbate

I just did a one sum at the theater watching magic mike xxl

by DasWonton February 25, 2019

the

stop wasting your time searching up things and get back to studying

the kid was wasting their time searching up "the"

by DasWonton January 14, 2021

mans

When talking about another male, "mans" is probably one of many correct choices

Mans is in tight shit bruv

by DasWonton January 14, 2021

Kamikaze Shot

When a person makes a specific shot by these steps;
Pour the vodka, lime juice, and triple sec into a cocktail shaker over ice. Cover, and shake until the outside of the shaker has frosted. Strain into a chilled shot glasses to serve.

Now grind Jewish salt on the table, take either a straw or a piece of american money that's rolled up, now use your sniffer helper item, to now FUCKING SNORT THE ENTIRE LINE OF SALT AND TAKE A SHOT OF THE DRINK AND GET INTO AGONY AS YOU REMEMBER BEING ALMOST FUCKING DIVE BOMBED BY A JAPANESE AIRCRAFT!

Scenario (Chattin on the interwebs):
Guy 1: Do you know what it feels like, or even looks like to take a kamikaze shot?
Guy 2: Yeah, why the fuck not?
Guy 1: Here's the title of the video: Kamikaze Shots | 神風ショット
(Few moments later)
Guy 2: Wat duh fucc?

by DasWonton September 18, 2018

Thien An

Most likely gay Asian bitch who eats ass for a living, and says any spec of profanity to anyone, and I mean ANYONE.

Person 1: Hey, can you move?
Thien An: Shut up, cracker.

by DasWonton January 16, 2019