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Pullin' out the coupe at the lot
Told 'em fuck 12, fuck SWAT
Bustin' all the bales out the box
I just hit a lick with the box
Had to put the stick in a box, mmh
Pour up the whole damn seal, I'ma get lazy
I got the mojo deals, we been trappin' like the '80s
She sucked a nigga soul, got the Cash App
Told 'em wipe a nigga nose, say slatt, slatt
I won't never sell my soul, and I can back that
And I really wanna know where you at, at
Roddy Ricch: Ee er

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by DasWonton February 01, 2020

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like sqooq, except read upside down and says ass.
cid sse puas
by DasWonton October 26, 2018

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When a person makes a specific shot by these steps;
Pour the vodka, lime juice, and triple sec into a cocktail shaker over ice. Cover, and shake until the outside of the shaker has frosted. Strain into a chilled shot glasses to serve.

Now grind Jewish salt on the table, take either a straw or a piece of american money that's rolled up, now use your sniffer helper item, to now FUCKING SNORT THE ENTIRE LINE OF SALT AND TAKE A SHOT OF THE DRINK AND GET INTO AGONY AS YOU REMEMBER BEING ALMOST FUCKING DIVE BOMBED BY A JAPANESE AIRCRAFT!
Scenario (Chattin on the interwebs):
Guy 1: Do you know what it feels like, or even looks like to take a kamikaze shot?
Guy 2: Yeah, why the fuck not?
Guy 1: Here's the title of the video: Kamikaze Shots | 神風ショット
(Few moments later)
Guy 2: Wat duh fucc?
by DasWonton September 18, 2018

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A white man with some nice hair and a fine face. He can be a little retarded at times but that's ok.
Reece is back, fuck man.
by DasWonton October 09, 2019

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by DasWonton June 29, 2019

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Also called Commiaboo or Commeeaboo. This is a person who is very arragant and wants to install the authoritarian government of communism, these people however, say that this is a free item in a store, this is not how communism works and I will fucking bash whoever's fucking head with a hammer and slice the person's head open with a sickle
This commiyaboo is a fucking jackass
by DasWonton September 13, 2018

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Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.
I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.
by DasWonton September 18, 2018

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