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speedy

when you get high by smoking weed near (or preferably) behind a speedway gas station
wanna get speedy?”
by gigglepoop August 3, 2025
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speedys toes

these toes are the greatest toes ever in mythological verses these are known as a delicousy to most cousins
by Kwias November 23, 2021
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speedy editor

A fatherless nerdy sweat in fortnite that spends their day, inside their room, dominating public lobbies in fortnite by editing so f*cking fast while ramping on someone with fast edits with incredible infamous timing, while there is just a peaceful guy who knows nothing but boxing up in builds. One thing that all these sweats have in common is that they wear sh*tty ass superhero skins with the most retarded camouflage combos, and they will mostly appear in zone wars creative maps, and goddamn high rank lobbies.
1.“Dave, this speedy editor just got the dub on me with a shotty! AND HE IS WEARING A GODAMN SUPERHERO SKIN”
2.“THIS NERDY, SPEEDY EDITOR KEEPS EDITING ON ME, IN A PUBS LOBBY!”
by JohnnyMcGood June 27, 2023
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Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn
Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.
by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024
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The Speedy Gorilla

When a woman is fucking a mans face whilst reaching back to grab his dick and use it as a rudder all the while using her other hand to beat her chest and mimic the sound of a silver back gorilla.
"The party was fully sick bro...I saw ol mate Tim being abused by that MILF hard core. Im sure she was doin the Speedy Gorilla"
by Lorraine Haul April 2, 2024
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pull a speedy

To slip your dick in your partners vagina very quickly but however it must be very wet and Fast to qualify as a speedy
They’re also make your girl moan like the moana Lisa and Can make her squirt if done properly and every girl should get a chance to experience a speedy
Hey Jessica want me to pull a speedy tonight?
Jessica: yes, please!
(A few hours later)
*Moaning and squirting everywhere*
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