spataro

A low-education, egotistical, narcissistic person that is not only easily manipulated to believe mistruths, but is used by people smarter than them to spread said mistruths and influence other low-education people. Often used as a bull horn to spread misinformation. They are well versed at orchestrating lies and manipulating unsuspecting low-education people, often at the request of their handlers. They tend to crave attention, bordering on a need of worship.

Don't be acting like a Spataro.

by Evelyn Colman December 14, 2019

Spatula Cup

1-a cup with a spatula
2- a very important thing or person in your life

Person1: your my spatula cup
Person2: what does that mean
Person1: very important person

everyone: awwwwww 🥰

by tounge__kid January 15, 2020

Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.

After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.

by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016

Bill Spata

“ that kid who was scraping the beta versions off Microsoft's back end database before Microsoft Window versions were coming out in the 90's, taking Beta versions and I was hacking them so they were no longer operating like Microsoft - they were operating his way, you know, when he was probably like 12,13,14.”

BILL SPATA, that kid

by Billspata March 25, 2022

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

SpattyWank

When you bone a fat chick

Guy1: Hey i spattywanked that new chick last night
Guy2: Nice!!!

by allen gnudi November 21, 2006

Spatula

n, A descriptive word used to describe the kind of person who upon seeing you have the urge to whack full force in the face with a METAL fish slice utensil.

The type of person who's face would look so much better with imprinted lines from a fine fish slice whacking.

Mario saw Jo argue with a guy & shouted "Jo, Step back & I will handle this - He's a SPATULA!!"

Mario whacked the guy across the dial with a fish slice because he was a Spatula!

by SeshGremlin19 November 14, 2019