Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.

Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up

by S0me Dude April 9, 2023

Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake

“Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”

by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me

“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly what as spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”

by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

psycho spastic

Someone who is crazy and disabled

Sadie is in a psychiatric ward and in a wheelchair therefore she is a psycho spastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024