Crunchy Sparkle

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.

Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.

by EJean June 17, 2019

Sparkle fingers

It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax

Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great

by Yeetymcmeaty May 10, 2019

Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

sparkle slayer

A person intent on destroying your inner sparkle, slaying you with their salty ass by throwing shade and injecting general negativity.

Girl: That guy is always talking shit tryin to dim my sparkle! Sparkle Slayers Suck!!

by XoLuckyxo February 12, 2017

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012

sparkle bomb

result of being struck in the head by an object causing the injured to immediately see sparkles.

daniel yelled "sparkle bomb" just before hitting bob in the head with a tea cup filled with sugar.

by The other guys March 8, 2012

sparkle terrorism

An attack of rainbows, hearts, stars, glitter, and sparkles to bring fun excitement and happiness.

We went up to the balcony and glitter bombed the cafeteria. Everyone looked up in wonder with even a few oohs and ahhs, and we knew our sparkle terrorism cell had gained a few new members.

by sethralavode November 25, 2011