sparkle rail

when a girl is getting power railed in a warm environment and the sweat looks like glitter.

dude I sparkle railed that fugly chick in the hot baths 20 minutes ago

by sexwithamerica October 13, 2008

sparkle child

A child that suffers from ADHD and is easily distracted. This can continue into adult hood.

“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”

by Khan1969 November 2, 2021

Crunchy Sparkle

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.

Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.

by EJean June 17, 2019

Hooker sparkles

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

sparkle bomb

result of being struck in the head by an object causing the injured to immediately see sparkles.

daniel yelled "sparkle bomb" just before hitting bob in the head with a tea cup filled with sugar.

by The other guys March 8, 2012

sparkle cave

Another word for a va jay Jay

Hey Vickie, I'm going to slam your sparkle cave tonight.

by Able Mabel March 2, 2016

sparkle slayer

A person intent on destroying your inner sparkle, slaying you with their salty ass by throwing shade and injecting general negativity.

Girl: That guy is always talking shit tryin to dim my sparkle! Sparkle Slayers Suck!!

by XoLuckyxo February 12, 2017