A small and slightly annoying person who often gets things completely wrong for no other reason then they are a bit stoopid!
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Get the Spamper mug.Skapern is a wild animal type whom lives in the southern sumerset regions. It is known to have great skill in an art called "modelling" this is an art which is highly respected throughout it's habitat. Skapern's are known to have a heavy breeding spree around spring times, where it's penis can grow to about 70" in length and 10" in diameter. When breeding Skapern's usually go around and do what is called "One night stands" where it goes to several mates, and do what is called "Fuck that pussy til it's jelly" and after nine months a baby Skapern will be given birth to. A female Skapern is hard to look apart from males as they are exactly alike except from their genetalia. They usually prey on wild "noobs" as that is easy to lure and kill them in a trap. Their usualL weapon of choice is an M4 assault rifle, as it is highly accurate compared to damage output. Skaperns have been spotted in cities such as Atlanta as it is highly packed with noobs, especially in the cities. Skaperns like themselves in the southern spots of Sumerset in the wild as it is much "loot" and easy targets such as noobs, or highly nutritious "pros" that aren't quite paying attention. Skapern's mostly hunt alone, but can bring other pack members if needed.
by Skapern April 14, 2017
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Big Dicked Person, usually gets all the bitches. He never needs a mate, as he can create life just by ejaculating all over his lawn. He usually doesn't care what other thinks of him and he likes to make bitches ride his 25" inch dick for about eight hours before he goes on to the next one. His diet stands of about 70% raw meat and 30% horse steroids. As you can see he is the alpha male, and always the biggest dick swinger wherever he goes. He doesn't have any competitors as all the guys turn gay whenever they see him. His dick can shred through this universe and penetrate bitches throughout another universe.
Big Dicked Person, usually gets all the bitches. He never needs a mate, as he can create life just by ejaculating all over his lawn. He usually doesn't care what other thinks of him and he likes to make bitches ride his 25" inch dick for about eight hours before he goes on to the next one. His diet stands of about 70% raw meat and 30% horse steroids. As you can see he is the alpha male, and always the biggest dick swinger wherever he goes. He doesn't have any competitors as all the guys turn gay whenever they see him. His dick can shred through this universe and penetrate bitches throughout another universe.
Guy 1:" Hey, you know Skapern fucked your bitch last night?"
Guy 2: "Shit, I have to thank him now for giving my girlfriend the good dick"
Guy 3: "I'm gay"
Guy 2: "Shit, I have to thank him now for giving my girlfriend the good dick"
Guy 3: "I'm gay"
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