Spanked

To be fucked out of your mind. Above being shit faced.

Word Created by Joe Laing.

broooo im so spanked after that 2'6 !

by Tshawn January 28, 2011

Wanker Spanker

is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off

That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.

by Mitch Thomas October 27, 2004

spanky

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.

(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"

by strong badian December 26, 2003

road spanky

An alcoholic beverage 22oz or greater being consumed on or inside a moving vehicle.

Dude put your road spanky down there's a cop behind us!

by rick springfield August 29, 2008

Spanky

A person, more commonly found in the Hampshire area, but sometimes escapes to London, who has a mental disorder that makes himself think and therefore act like a goat.

"Spanky, you're a goat"
"I'm not you baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh bully!"
or
"Meats"(look that one up)"you're like spanky"

by Tom "Raymond" Flaherty December 7, 2004

spanker

Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "spanking" it. Can also be used in it's diminutive form "spank".

Don't tell Chad about the party, he's such a spanker. Or: I wouldn't give that spank the time of day!

by Anabel September 24, 2008

boony spanker

a brown person, who smells of dirty fishy vagina, who is usually seen covered in dirt and is always followed by a wreaking stench, that 97% of the time induces vomiting. This person usually has few or no teeth at all, scrag pieces of hair every where on their body but never too much in one place, they have webbed feet and hands because of their genetic brown mutations, also they seem to be able to reproduce asexualy because they have both a dick and a vage.

man you look and smell like such a boony spanker.

by buthole hater January 12, 2009