Spaghetti Monster

Also know as God

What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?

by docv October 24, 2008

Spaghetti eating fuck

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat

That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing

by Ninjacorn December 20, 2013

Mexican Spaghetti

Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.

Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.

"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."

by Kelly November 18, 2004

gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.

It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.

by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009

jeffy spaghetti

jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!!

by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018

spaghetti lesbian

A female who is straight until she is wet.

That bitch is a spaghetti lesbian. (Spahghetti is straight until you cook it by getting it wet)

by Jessikarr March 21, 2008