safety is number one priority

A phrase often used by a youtuber named CrazyRussianHacker

"Whats up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority"

- CrazyRussianHacker

by Evilmario22404 February 2, 2017

Safety Sumler

Refers to a person who desires to pursue in enjoyable activities that often blur the line of legality (slighty), but during said acts, this person had the tendency to run for the car, and bail at the last minute. A safety Sumler aspires to the freedom of living life to the fullest, but appears to be restrained by an inner fear of being caught.

While setting off fireworks near power lines, Safety Sumler over there ran for the car.

by Blodgett April 21, 2010

Safeception

The phenomena of one safe being in another.

Billy opened the rusty old safe to find another, slightly newer one inside of it. "Wow, I never thought the day would come when I would experience safeception," Billy breathed in the damp basement.

by Mkmk_yo February 9, 2012

Safety Tree

A hypothetical place where you can say anything, no matter how insulting, outrageous, racist, or insane without fear of getting into trouble, being ridiculed or criticized.

Typically this expression is used to preface something you know will provoke a negative reaction. The term was originally coined by media-personality Glenn Beck in the 2000's.

"...before I say this, I'm going to climb into the safety tree so you can't yell at me. Now that I'm in the safety tree; Are you sure you want to wear those pants? I mean 5 years ago you could do it, but today... ummmm NO."

by proaudio55 October 8, 2012

Safeea

Safeea is a discord mod in the xQcOWUpdates discord server, she's 18 and also an undercover furry.

Person 1: Safeea has cosmetic mod
Person 2: TRUE LULW

by RajeetBig March 17, 2021

Safety harbor middle

A school where teachers complain about you speed walking in a empty hallway, food tastes like shit, and grass is a higher priority then kids

Idk add me on discord Lj#2679 (safety harbor middle school)

by Safety harbor middle September 7, 2021

bland safety

The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.

The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005