Safeception

The phenomena of one safe being in another.

Billy opened the rusty old safe to find another, slightly newer one inside of it. "Wow, I never thought the day would come when I would experience safeception," Billy breathed in the damp basement.

Safeception by Mkmk_yo February 9, 2012

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sideception

When you don't know which side bitch is your side bitch.

Guy 1: I don't know what to do, I got sideception going on right now. Too many side bitches to count!
Guy 2: You gotta have a main bitch to have a side bitch bro.
Guy 1: Well if you have three bitches, bitch 1 and bitch 2 are side bitches to bitch 3 when you're intercoursing (see intercoursing) bitch 3. Bitch 2 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 1 when you're intercoursing bitch 1. Lastly, bitch 1 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 2 when you're intercoursing bitch 2.

Guy 2: That's just too much math bro.
Guy 1: Sideception.

sideception by Picklebatteredpals May 31, 2016

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Safeception • Safecation • Salception • sideception

Safecation

Going on a Vacation to save your reletionship or to make it equal after your partner has done something for you.

1: How's Hugh and Freja

2: Mate, they are dead. Hugh's trying to get her on a Safecation

Safecation by hughieee August 20, 2013

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Salception

There is more than one Sal in that photo. How many are there? We will never know. This is a reference to the game Sallyface and a random meme I saw.

Salception is a photo of Sal in a bathroom that has lots of mirrors, I believe.

Salception by Catghast June 16, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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