social media gangster 

Someone who goes around talking shit over social media only to be a wanksta in real life and runs away at first sight of conflict a.k.a S.M.G

Jon talks a lot of crap on Facebook but he's just a social media gangster

social media gangster by Your scruffiness June 26, 2014

social utopiaism

Refers to the theory that, the social norms of a society are not a definitive or consistent state of affairs..but rather only a state of temporary hibernation. With the prospect of alteration, progression or evolutional transformation always ever present and very much lurking on the surface. Therefore the manifesting of any form of social order within any society, by the putting in to place of the proper and well implemented measures and steps. Is not only a viable, possible and probable, but rather even a factual endeavour.

social utopiaism can best be summarized with the social revolution in America which ensued in result of the civil rights movement.

social utopiaism by Baron Neville May 11, 2016

Social Drinker 

"Social drinking" also commonly referred to as "responsible drinking", refers to casual drinking of alcoholic beverages in a social setting without an intent to become intoxicated.

Ted is a social drinker.

Social Drinker by coolaide July 31, 2018

Social Terrorism 

The act of inciting discomfort in others, (particularly strangers or casual acquaintances,) by means of aggressive, inappropriate, or confrontational behavior in social situations.

"It was an act of social terrorism the way Terre was talking about their discharge in front of the XY's at brunch last week. I thought what's their face was gonna hurl before the mimosas showed up."

Social Terrorism by Blammo Jeen May 16, 2019

Social 'Dick'stancing 

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

Social 'Dick'stancing by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

Social Media Diarrhea 

or SMD for short is usually the result of an over zealous individual who attends a class put on by a social media expert & suddenly thinks they are God's gift to Social Media. A day before this class they thought Facebook was a compilation of mug shots from the FBI's Most Wanted List. Now they friend everyone, interject in everyone's conversation with meaningless comments such as "Sounds Good!" or "Ha!". SMD also includes clogging feeds across networks including Twitter & LinkedIn with the same message with auto posts all the while thinking they are building relationships & making connections when in fact they are simply ignoring the crap out of everyone. SMD is common among Realtors & Hobby Business Owners in the Baby Boom Generation.

Damn that Real Estate Agent from the Chamber of Commerce has a real bad case of Social Media Diarrhea she's always clogging my LinkedIn feed & tagging crappy unfocused pictures of me on Facebook. Someone needs to get her some Pepto!

Social Media Diarrhea by TruthTeller1629 July 14, 2011