Soccergasm

When people who are obsessed with soccer make noises while watching the sport or doing something related to soccer make noises like they had an orgasm. It can range from "Oh, oh, oh. AH!" to "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!I GOT RONALDO!!!!

Person 2: Dude, that was a massive soccergasm.

by ClickForYaoi February 23, 2015

Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.

Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!

by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015

shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.

The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.

by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014

Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.

That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!

by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014

Tonsil soccer

When a girl deep throats a mans testicles.

She played tonsil soccer with my balls last night, man

by Bruce Bruce August 14, 2014

Prime (Soccer)

Prime in soccer is when a player is in their theoretical best state, meaning their physical and mental capabilities and at their peak. This state is typically when the player hits 25 in age.

Kidus: "That footballer is in their prime (soccer) right now

by ComputerK May 11, 2022

go kart soccer

A sport invented by Rob Dyrdek and Steve Berra. It is where you simply use go karts to hit a soccer ball into the goal. It is the coolest sport ever made.

Hey Doug, do you want to play some Go Kart Soccer?
Yeah, let me go get my go Kart!

by buttlover1 January 31, 2014