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take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
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south park

A cartoon on Comedy Central

The BEST animated show EVER made...

Kyle rules all
South Park is on in 5 minutes!! WHERE'S THE REMOTE?!?!?!!?
by Bob July 7, 2004
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going south

A deal that went bad or not as expected!
1)If we don't get the share-holder on board this expansion deal will be going south. 2)While going to make the drop the laws was near, so the deal was going south.
by A. Mungin April 8, 2007
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League Of The South

A group advocating Southern independence.

Mission Statement

We seek to advance the cultural, social, economic, and political well-being and independence of the Southern people by all honourable means.
Joe finally had enough of the corrupt federal government so he went to www.dixienet.org & joined the League of the South
by Caleb Whorton February 4, 2009
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South Fork High School

A school in Stuart, FL. Home of the bulldogs, the school colors are black and red. Student population consists of "rednecks", preps, nerds, and wannabe gangsters. Seriously, Southfork is believed to be a redneck school. Half of the kids wear Guy Harvey and camo jackets. Most kids hang out in the mall area. The administration sucks and the security guards ride around on shitty golf carts. It's the only public school in the country with a golfcourse. It offers Agriculture and Turf. South Fork is also in the middle of nowhere.
Guy 1:"Which school do you go to?"
Guy 2:"South Fork High School."
Guy 1:"Damn redneck!"
by bullpridefa April 12, 2011
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Southern Maryland Hand Grenade

term referring to 10 oz Budweiser cans in Southern Maryland, all can beer can be referred to as such but 10 oz bud is the preferred version
The party seemed over until Buddy showed up with a case of Southern Maryland Hand Grenades.
by oldirtybahen November 18, 2011
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South Florida Math

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.
For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math
by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012
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