graveyard shift

A work shift that runs from Midnight to 8 AM.

Hey man, I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm workin' the graveyard shift.

by some dude June 19, 2005

shiftless

A person or action that is slow, without purpose, lurking, mal-intented

or unemployed i.e with-out shifts

Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!

by Giaa July 29, 2008

shifting realities

Moving your subconscious from this reality (current reality or CR) to another reality (your desired reality or DR)

That girl has been shifting realities for years, it’s 100% real!

by A potterhead March 12, 2021

SFIFTL

'SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH'

used in the sarcastic way when something isnt that funny at all.

#1: yeah you look like a total meff all the time hahaha!
#2: SFIFTL

by ##jojo## February 14, 2008

shift slip

When you hold down the shift key to use "!" (or any other thing you need the shif to use)multiple times and you "slip" on the last one.

Mark: Are you okay man?
Kyle: HELLZ YEAH I AM!!!1
Mark: Shift slip?
Kyle: yeah...

by flipflopsandsocks March 11, 2008

Sniff wank

When you are so turned on by the smell of something, you have to masterbate

My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow

by Paedo Ted April 25, 2011

Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 16, 2011