smurf

An angry midget that fishes you in the face for no reason (look at fish)

that guy that fished me is a propa smurf

smurf by george n ginga September 23, 2007

smurf

To use a pool cue to mark the face of your opponent with blue cue chalk

I chalked the cue hardcore and then smurfed that ass right on the nose.

smurf by legalese May 13, 2005

smurf

italiano

smurf by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Smurf

to "whip" someone on the ass with you finger-tips in a wrist-flicking action that can be quite painfull if doen correctly.

<smufs>
"Ow you smurfed me ya douchebag! What was that for?"

Smurf by Herowyn Beck December 25, 2004

Smurf

a slang term used in miami florida that can mean anything often used as a noun originally derived from a cartoon with weird blue men,the word was made by three friends now known as the foundation

Joe:''Dude i smurfed smurfette all over her smurfing face smurf''!
Phil:''No Smurfin way''!

Smurf by The Smurf King October 17, 2008

smurf

A person who owns everything and anything

cc-Cochese was railed by Smurf.
xTdMyzE was railed by Smurf.
xTlaz0r was railed by Smurf.

smurf by Fierce June 7, 2003

smurf

a smurf stay tru 2 da bklu... "life Cefore death... and death cefore dishonor."

1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue

smurf by Snuff em' Smurf April 30, 2003