When you and a group of individuals walk the streets at night looking for smokers. Then you just beat them and call them pussies for smoking cigarettes.
The other day when I was exiting work, I was attacked by the cigarette smell of some coworkers. Man, I felt like smoker bashing right then and there.
by SiLentThReaD August 1, 2008
Get the Smoker Bashing mug.Also known as cigarettiquette. This is the unspoken law between smokers.
1. A bum should come prepared with a lighter.
2. Beggars can't be choosers.
3. If a cigarette is refused to a bum, the bum can't get butt hurt, just suck it up and deal.
4. When asking for a smoke, be polite and creative.
5. If the supplier has no lighter and the bum has lighter in hand, the supplier lights first.
6. The bum is required to make conversation with the supplier unless told to go away.
7. Bums should not ask the same person for a smoke more than once in a day.
1. A bum should come prepared with a lighter.
2. Beggars can't be choosers.
3. If a cigarette is refused to a bum, the bum can't get butt hurt, just suck it up and deal.
4. When asking for a smoke, be polite and creative.
5. If the supplier has no lighter and the bum has lighter in hand, the supplier lights first.
6. The bum is required to make conversation with the supplier unless told to go away.
7. Bums should not ask the same person for a smoke more than once in a day.
B= Bum
S= Supplier
B-Excuse me, could I proposition you for a tasty smoky treat?
S- Sure, do you have a lighter?
B- Indeed, I do... Seems like we're both in luck.
(Light conversation ensues)
(Later that day...)
B- Hey man, sorry to bother you, but could I bum another?
S- Dude, I already gave you one today. Where's your smoker etiquette?
S= Supplier
B-Excuse me, could I proposition you for a tasty smoky treat?
S- Sure, do you have a lighter?
B- Indeed, I do... Seems like we're both in luck.
(Light conversation ensues)
(Later that day...)
B- Hey man, sorry to bother you, but could I bum another?
S- Dude, I already gave you one today. Where's your smoker etiquette?
by Prof. Lofty April 17, 2009
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Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.
Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.
Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.
"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."
"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."
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by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008
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-wow kyle smokes way too many cigarettes now
-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-OH i get it! because smoking makes you cool
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-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-OH i get it! because smoking makes you cool
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by lars tullenson July 7, 2008
Get the fake smoker mug.A greasy and weird person that everyone strongly dislikes. Smokers usually have greasy hair and wear the same clothing every day.
This person will tend to hang around with you or your group of friends. A Smoker is someone you have ditched or attempted to ditch before.
To avoid a smoker just yell "smoker" then run away as fast as you can. Smokers are usually slow and will not be able to follow you.
This person will tend to hang around with you or your group of friends. A Smoker is someone you have ditched or attempted to ditch before.
To avoid a smoker just yell "smoker" then run away as fast as you can. Smokers are usually slow and will not be able to follow you.
Bob- "I hate that guy. He's such a smoker."
Phillip- " oh hear he comes, Smoker!!"
Bob- "Run!"
Derek- "look out hear comes a smoker."
Phillip- " oh hear he comes, Smoker!!"
Bob- "Run!"
Derek- "look out hear comes a smoker."
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