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Smother Kart

A racing game (like Mario Kart) where a man and a woman play as a team. The man handles the controller while the woman sits on his face and uses his cock as a joystick. He must then attempt to navigate the race based on how she handles his cock.
Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.
This racing is getting boring, let me sit on your face so we can play Smother Kart.
by Flynn Morgan February 3, 2022
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sloth bucket

A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.
woooe. Look at that sloth bucket truck some food.
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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Slothmonster

A man. Tends to have feminine legs and gets hard ons over rugby. Teresa is a milf and Prince Andrew needs to be left on the bench
Charles: “Oi Slothmonster, pass me the fucking ball
Slothmonster: *Breathes heavily down the mic*
by Russel Bishop April 26, 2021
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blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.
"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."
by Kiop765 February 24, 2014
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Teresa Smith-Brooks

A realtor who loves hanging with her gals 🤪 (Except for Karen obvi) Momma of Jimmy Jeb LOL!!! (Laugh out Loud) Lover of all things cat themed, the color yellow, and lover of The Real Housewives of Atlanta! LOLLLLL 🤪 #JimmyJeb2024 #StayQuirky #LiveLaughLove
OMG! Do you see that realtor! I think that's Teresa Smith-Brooks! She's great!!! LOLLLLL
by TSB_101 May 23, 2021
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Matt Smith Syndrome

When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.
Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
by MSDWfreaks April 14, 2013
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Tricia Smith

Sweet, kind, considerate, with an incredible laugh.
by David Smith April 11, 2005
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